Hailing from a far away land of lurching squids and where table cloths merge with nature and socialism, we stumbled across this fashion statement. Wear it with striping pride, if your skinny, wear it to make you fatter. If your fat like me, ignore those horizontal stripes, the design is hot enough to draw all attention away from your PBR loving belly. Designed by YouWorkForThem.

Shirt: American Apparel, Fine Jersey V-Neck, Natural
Chest (Inches): S 34-36 M 38-40 L 42-44 XL 46-48
Waist (Inches): S 30-32 M 32-33 L 33-34 XL 36-38